• year is 2392
  • child: mommy i can't sleep
  • mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
  • mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

dickfranceschi:

constantly stuck between hating myself and thinking im the best thing on the fucking planet

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You know what’s kind of beautiful?

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

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there are no awkward silences on the internet that’s why it’s so great bc if someone sends you an ask u can always pretend to not be online & reply an hour later

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favorite Selena Gomez candid outfits

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frickingloki:

sassy-gay-karkat:

its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres

they still arent in new york

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Melissa. Friends, music, drawing, painting, hood rat things, and just plain old bullshittin'. Sleeping is my favorite hobby. I really like things with glitter and I'm a sarcastic asshole 89% of the time.

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