June 2012
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
dickfranceschi:
constantly stuck between hating myself and thinking im the best thing on the fucking planet
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You know what's kind of beautiful?
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
there are no awkward silences on the internet that’s why it’s so great bc if someone sends you an ask u can always pretend to not be online & reply an hour later
frickingloki:
sassy-gay-karkat:
its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres
they still arent in new york
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cosmothefairy:
you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down
“In your life, you meet people. Some you never think about again. Some, you...”
– C. S. Lewis (via mourn)
thisiswhereigo replied to your post: Today is just...
but your mom HATES me so00o0o0
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Today is just one of those days where I want to pack a bag, leave and never see this woman ever again. The littlest things are turning into to biggest problems and her skull is so thick she doesn’t even see that she drives me away with every comment she makes. So fucking condescending is pisses me off to no end.
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p-a-n-s-y:
where is your boy tonight i sob into oblivion
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thelordofthebutts:
if you aren’t dating me right now i guess you just aren’t living life to the fullest sucks to be you
me all the time: what am i even doing
little-miss-derp:
wow im a piece of shit artist
wow im a piece of shit friend
wow im a piece of shit
queerard:
i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around
spiffyrock21:
OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
cyberbullier:
let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly
vindictiv3:
incises:
people who have autoplay on their blog are bad enough
but people who have hidden autoplay have truly ascended from the fiery depths of hell, sent by satan himself
oh my god
person: hey remember that time in middle school when you--
me: no
WHEN I MAKE DRINKS
howdoiputthisgently:
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