January 2012
“We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are...”
– Marilyn Monroe (via misswallflower)
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I just tried using Liam Neeson's speech from the...
Amazon Customer Service Rep: Sir, we're very sorry but your package won't ship until the 16th of September unless you upgrade your shipping.
Me: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for overnight charges, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my package go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Amazon Customer Service Rep: I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to talk to my sales manager.
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Slow down, just breathe.: Anonymous: My Fellow... →
Anonymous: My Fellow Tumblrers:
anoncentral:
Consider this your call to action.
I know that we all love this site as an expression of our individuality, but the fact of the matter is, we are under attack. And what we do is distracting us from that fact.
The American government…
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Laugh Out Loud →
So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.
I sent her this gif on accident.
AILEEN 365: Are you the touring type? →
themerchdude:
Many people ask “How do you get into touring?” But they never ask “What type of person does it take to tour?” So here is a small list of things you should ask yourself that will determine if you are the type of person that it takes to be touring.
1) Do you love your animals?…
A lot
karadiak:
Please people, I beg of you, spell “a lot” as two words. It hurts my retinas to read sentences where people spell it as, “alot.” In no case is it ever “alot” unless you’re trying to say, “allot,” which is a completely different word.
“After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing...”
– “TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose (via nogreatillusion)
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ugh I hate it when stupid annoying people come to my house cause I always get stuck upstairs thirsty as fuck and confined to the office or my mom’s room cause there’s a television. Like what the fuck why are you here I don’t want you here GO AWAY
Me stubbing my toe around my parents: Good golly that was not a good thing to feel
Me stubbing my toe around my friends: Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuckity whore fuck
Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about...
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I wish I could make a boyfriend on the internet...